You work at a nice, cozy little bar called Heaven. Typically you're just a barback, but today the bouncer Peter calls you over. He needs to take a leak and asks you to work the door for a minute. He tells you that the bar is basically running at full capacity, but if anyone shows up, only ONE can come in.
No problem, he'll only be a second, nobody will probably even show....oh no...a cab just pulled up and three loud, drunk a-holes just got out. They are:
Bernie Madoff
A-Rod
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Made-Off so I can watch people drag him out to the back alley and abuse him like a pinata. That will get the boys nice and thirsty when they're done.
Hey Matt, is Heaven, you know, a gay bar? This will factor heavily on my decision.
Heaven welcomes all types. It has a room in the back called the "Rainbow Room".
p.s. A-Rod should not get bonus points because it's a semi-gay bar.
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