Black Eyed Perez

This is a great article about Perez Hilton.

It's funny that guy who made a name for himself by ripping celebrities on his blog is now being shunned by his fellow bloggers. This is akin to a blogging coup. Or like in the end of Roadhouse, when the cops show up to ask questions, and everyone goes with the "I didn't see nuthin". The fat guy couldn't see anything because he had a bear on top of him.

This is lesson for all you bloggers out there, keep your goals very low. Have very few readers, make fun of regular people, including yourself and maybe make one or two posts a week. And never, ever make up a stupid name for yourself like Perez Hilton, or El Prez, for that matter. When you start referring yourself in the third person and actually think that YOU are more important than the words you write, then you are really asking for it.

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