El Gubenador

***UPDATE***

Okay, so apparently, the guy caved. As hypothesized earlier in this post, he was totally getting it on with some Argentinian chick, who may or may not be a prostitute(i made this part up).

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Sorry, Just got back from Vay-cay in Buenos Aires with my friend from South Carolina. We both needed to get away from our tough jobs and stressful family life. So we basically just jumped on a plane, left the country and turned off the old Iphones. Yep just completely shut down all communique with loved ones, friends, and co-workers. Had a blast.

Okay just kidding, I didn't do that, but South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford did. When he said he wanted to "do something exotic", did he mean an Argentinian hooker? Insert Ed McMahon(RIP) soundbite:



Seriously though, this guy's got a pretty good gig. Where do you sign up for that life? Stressful job? C'mon the guy probably "works" 20-hours/week. He needed to take time off from the pressures of his office so he decided to leave the country basically unannounced, even to his wife. He doesn't see the big deal, saying "it's not unusual to take such trips". This guy is a friggin Govenor for chrissakes. Who does he think he is, "The Professional Man of Leisure"?

Wait, seriously, how do you become a Govenor?


And speaking of just totally leaving your constituents hanging, has anyone seen or heard from Matt McGowan?